meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: darkfliercynthia)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

  • sherlock: how good a shot are you
  • mary: how badly do you want to find out
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock: chill